Friday, January 13, 2006

cataclysmic cosmic approaching catatonic

The best laid plans

careful what you wish for
things couldn’t get any worse
you can’t please all of the people all of the time
or even some of the time
sometimes none of the time
sometimes not even yourself
so what’s up with this stupid pleasing thing?

and this you must always remember
never forget
no good deed will ever (ever) go unpunished

friends don’t let friends ... what?
and what is it that friends let friends do?
should do?
what do you do with friends who hate each other’s others?
let do, don’t do, should do – with who?
will this be on the final exam?

planning is over rated
spontaneity on the other hand
(there will always be another hand to keep you on your toes)
spontaneity can bite you so hard on your ass it bleeds
(ass biting on the other hand can be under rated)

and as a rule try to speak the same language
as the man you’re having that wild affair with

and another thing
scratch that last thought
and skip the conversation – its over rated
and can lead to planning
and we all know where that can get you

and sometimes even well placed
"humorous loving support"
can mean
fuck all
yes, yes heartbreakingly sad, but true
these times may call for biting sarcasm
and excessive speed

and when you plan
(plan a four letter word)
to run away
when that escape opportunity opens up
you should Get the Fuck Out of Dodge
do not pause
do not think

and when you miss that chance
or the chance misses you
or the fates intervene
or whatthefuckever
what do you do?

What if there is no fuckin message?
What if you’re really stuck in dodge?

so what?


so what if you’ve simply fallen into a
Cataclysmic Cosmic approaching Catatonic
Cluster Fuck
and THAT’S where you were always
meant to be?

So what…


Anonymous said...

my thoughts exactly, thanks

Kathleen Callon said...

Recipe to forget/make it through a Cataclysmic Cosmic approaching CatatonicCluster Fuck:

bottle of cabernet
"Walk on the Moon", "Hidalgo", and "LotR" marathon with remote to fast forward to his next scenes...